Confirmed last training shift tonight. That is a lil exciting.

adr0itness:

irontemple:

Paint me like one of your French girls.
Aka I am very sleepy. But can’t sleep.

dat azz

Don’t be crude

adr0itness:

irontemple:

Paint me like one of your French girls.

Aka I am very sleepy. But can’t sleep.

dat azz

Don’t be crude

superwholockalypse:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

This is one of my favourite posts ever

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Anonymous said: tbh your not a real iron temple your just a human temple and i am so diassapointed

builttobulk:

irontemple:

Sorry. Just a human boy.

Meat temple.

Medium ground beef

Anonymous said: tbh your not a real iron temple your just a human temple and i am so diassapointed

Sorry. Just a human boy.

sweatmorebleedless:

have done

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sweatmorebleedless said: Choose one: Have a perfect kid, but lose your penis. Have the best sex of your life forever, but no children.

You can always adopt.

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with “Tbh”.

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